Random Pokemons again :D

Might as well Let's see what changes from my last random Pokemon meme (Meme: My life as a Psychic Leg )

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Used: randompokemon.com/

1. This is you

Gosh dang it. I mean, *cough cough* I'm still coping with how small and fragile my poor little body is... and how jokes are made about me. But just you wait, one day I'll be the plant that EATS YOU WHOLE!!!

2. This Pokemon is your rival


Darn you, Cacturn! Just because you're a dark type and have a stinking awesome design, you think that you can lord over me?! We're the same age and you're oh so superior because you evolved? You know what, keep it. At least I don't have a 4 times weakness to the worst type.

3. This Pokemon is deeply in love with you


Well... I guess opposites attract? Though it's really hard to tell since, well, you know, you don't really have any eyes...?
*Whispers* I honestly thought I was just in his way all of the time...

4. This Pokemon is stalking you


Wh-what?! I'm a wimpy little Bellsprout, why would an eel stalk me? Am I just attractive to water types because of my typing? Or do they also hate Edgelord Cacturne? Still though, not okay to stalk me. o^o
... are you a guy or girl? I really need to know.

5. This Pokemon just stole your cake


You big bully! Here I am, enjoying a birthday celebration and your giant ugly mug just hops in and takes the cake! LITERALLY! Seriously, the life of a sapling pitcher plant isn't the easiest. Just about any Pokemon thinks that they can do anything they want to you. -n-

6. This is your Lab partner

Ooooh, now we're talking! With my superior plant brain and your brawn, we could create the best Rube Goldberg's Machine EVER! We're going to ace this test!

7. This is your best friend


Joined in the strong bond of Anti-Cacturne sentiment, Blitzle and I have become best buds! And it helps that he's so kind about getting me around at a faster pace than my roots can afford. Such a sweet guy.

8. This Pokemon is about to fight you


...
*starts penning a will and a diary entry on the side*
Dear Diary, a legendary Pokemon wants to kick my ass. Though I do have a type advantage, I fear deeply for my survival. I can only pray that oran berries, leech seed, and wrap can save me. If this is my last entry, then whoever reading this... (maybe even Cacturne himself) make sure that you tell Cacturne that I might have been too overzealous about hating him/you. I'm sorry. But seriously, get over yourself...
Signed Bell-Kira

9. This Pokemon will do anything to get your shoes

Joke's on you, I have no shoes!!! I'm way too earthy to want to distance my root-feet to the ground.
.... unless it's in the principle of having something of mine in your possession...
Look, I might have summoned you a while ago, Porygon Z, about some loneliness issues, but you can stop contacting me now... <_<;;;
I've got a... um, a giant star who apparently likes me...


10. This Pokemon is currently hiding in your house


DARN! This is the worst kind of infestation! Especially because it takes a fire-pro to get these guys out and they are experts of eluding detection! And even worse is that they have a type advantage over me...

11. This Pokemon is your pet


Um... isn't having another Pokemon as a pet immoral? But, um, he kiiiiiiiiinda does look like a neanderthal.... <_<;;;
He's a family pet, I swear! I didn't enslave him!

12. This is your new roommate


Oh great, why do I get the sinking feeling that this new oaf will take me even less seriously than the cake-stealing frog and frickin' Cacturne?
... can I request a roommate switch?

13. This is your new boss


Um.... I have no idea how to feel about the guy.
... unless he's connected to a joke outside of this journal... DOES HE HAVE ATTACHMENT ISSUES?!

14. This Pokemon watches you while you sleep at night


And one of Genoa's kids have found me. Great...
WHY AM I SO ATTRACTIVE TO WATER TYPES?!

15. This Pokemon is scared of you


How in the HECK DID I-?!?!
*cough* Be cool, Bell-Kira. -u-
Feh, of course I'd instill fear into a bird with three heads. I mean, my vines can be powerful, right?
So much Bell-swag~

16. This Pokemon is about to perform surgery on you


At least he has hands. But my biggest question is how a Bellsprout would even need surgery. I mean, I'm pretty much a living root. D:

17. You have to babysit this Pokemon all night


AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
NO! Not spending more time around this murderous guy! He's old enough to look after himself!
This plant's uprooting herself from this situation!!!

18. This Pokemon loves sleeping on your head


And you wonder why I'm so flat. -^- ... and how I seem to come across as irritable.....
everything makes sense now. D:

19. This Pokemon envies you


Pfffft, of course a muscle-head like him would envy the raw power of deeze roots! *flexes*

20. Use this Pokemon to tag some people


Hehehehehee, who wants a little shock?